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Mar 4, 2007

My mattress said …

Look what my mattress had to say …

Hello …
I’m moving …
And I got myself some new furniture …
Also got myself a new mattress …
Check out what my new mattress had to say …
“Do not leave any heavy objects …
On this mattress for long periods of time” …
Hehe …
I guess I gotta start practicing …
Polyphasic sleep patterns eh … ???
Can’t be napping long now …
Don’t wanna ruin my new mattress …
Now do we … hehe … ???
Laterx …

8 comments:

Spark of Silence said...

umm are you heavy?
annd, aren't mattresses supposed to be able to withstand a high pressure? :S
weird mattress you've got there dude

shanoo said...

weird indeed.. thought it was supposed to take the brunt.. what wud happen to a mattress of your kind if i ever bought it.. dang!

Zinan said...

don't eat too much bro ... will be good for the mattress

Simon said...

Bro

That is simple physics. What they mean is not to leave a 100kg anvil on your mattress but you can leave a metal sheet of same weight because the force will be evenly distributed throughout the mattress.

That's what happens when you lie down even if you weight a ton.

subcorpus said...

simon ::
i was just kidding bro ...
hehe ...

aharen said...

hehe it sounds like a mattress with feelings.. maybe they should write ;
"CAUTION;
Please don't leave anything heavy on "me" for too long. Believe me i will attempt suicide!" hahaha

andhu said...

bro next time try to buy a heavy duty one...

jaa said...

i tried polyphasic sleeping several months ago and boy was it too much trouble! hehe. i hate rigid schedules...

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